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Roliga twilight skämt:

~Jasper Hale will never be a therapist 

He already knows "how you feel about that" 
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~Jacob glared at the kids dressed as vampires for halloween 

He lied and said he was out of candy. 
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~Dear Journal, 

Today I made Edward feel that he was in love with Emmett...Again 

Later, 
Jasper 
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Bella : You're cold as ice and you're pale I know what you are. 

Edward: Say it. Outloud. Say it! 

Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream 
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~Thanks twilight, now if a boy ignores me, I know its only because he's a polite vampire, trying to resist my blood.

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-How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen
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-How do you irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

Tänk om snape vore Harrys pappa♥

HAHAHAHA, Där é din SNAPE Julia XD